A slightly insane, and often sleep deprived, 19 year old performing arts student residing in the UK.

My art blog
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
  • homosexual:

    sexually attracted to homer simpson

  • pansexual:

    gets off to various kitchen utensils

  • asexual:

    gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

  • demisexual:

    sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

  • bisexual:

    can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

  • heterosexual:

    can only be satisfied by macklemore

Well. Looking through depressing crap on here isn’t helping me feel better…. Off to youtube. See if that helps….